Office by Alex Penny
most attractive man alive? we think so.
run by two fellow john lovers kat and olivia.
Anonymous: well there hasnt been anything posted on here in a while so ill break the streak. i am one of the newest, but biggest lovers of this wonderful godly man. he is my ideal guy. i want to do so many bad things to him. im thinking that cloning him would be the best option. that way, we can all have one. :)
Kelly: Screw you, guys. You’re dead to me.
Dwight: If you say “screw you” one more time…
Kelly: Screw you, beet farmer.
season 5 bloopers
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Anonymous: I often think of what it would be like to bite his bottom lip and scratch my fingernails up and down his trunk. Nibble on his nose and feel him caressing my sensitive spots. Why am I still a virgin? Please take me, John!
Anonymous: johnny boy. that's my nickname for this tall, lanky man who occupies my dreams and takes permanent residence in the fantasy version of my vagina. he will come to me and i will cum for him. you catch my drift? or are you too busy sailing away on the mystical krasinski river?
Anonymous: SOMETIMES I CALL HIM JOHN KRASINS-HNNNNNNNNNG BECAUSE I GET TOO TURNED ON TO COMPLETE HIS NAME.
Anonymous: like actually from the first episode of the office
its been love
..just love that he isnt aware of yet
but once we see each other for the first time
his heart will burst and he will leap towards me pushing emily blunt out of the way as he runs (in slow motion, of course) towards me
the whole world will stop and stare as the silver lights of heaven seperate the clouds and zeus comes down and takes the two of us to celebrate with the gods
and we will drink angel wine and make sweet love next to the golden harps
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